HAFTANIN FIKRASI! Translate

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 HAFTANIN FIKRASI!

Uzun cabalar sonucunda Fransız vatandasligina kabul edilen genc,
babasina surpriz yapmak icin sevinc icinde eve kosmus:
- "Babaaa, bak Fransız vatandasiyim artik..."
Birinci kusak milliyetcilerden olan baba cok sinirlenir:
- "Ulan soysuz, hangi yuzle
gider de Fransız vatandasi olursun", diye
gurlerken oglunun suratina bir de Osmanli tokadi atar...
Kosa kosa geri donen oglan bir yandan da soyle soylenir:
- "Su hale bak yaa, fransız vatandasi olali bir saat gecmedi
Turklerle basim belaya girdi .."

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